Skool Jokes

its the first day of school and a retard has to take the bus the bus rolls by and the doors open and the kid says," r yoo gunah take mee tu skool todee" and the bus takes off with out the kid.
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the next day the bus comes and the kid says "r yoo gunah take mee tu skool todee"
the bus takes off.
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finally the mom comes with the kid to the bus stop and asks the driver why he keeps driving away with out the kid and the bus driver replys "B kause hez makin fune ov mee"

there was a new kid @ skool and he didnt get along with the teacher cuz the teacher didnt know his name and that nite he had 2 write a report and he didnt know wat to write he went by his brothers room and he was playing batman and was saying dadadadadadadadada batman then he went buy his sis's room and she said peice of cake cuz her homework was ez so he wrote that down then his mother was watching wizard of oz and dorthy was singing somewhere over the rainbow he wrote that down the next day @ skool the teacher said u wats your name he said dadadadadadadada batman and she said do u know how ez it is for me to send u 2 the principals office and he said piece of cake then the teacher said where is your brain child and he said somewhere over the rainbow