Slandered Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man is responsible for the good name of his family," said the lecturer grandly. "Is there a man among us who would let his wife be slandered and not rise to her defense?"
One meek little fellow in the back of the room stood up.
"What's this?" exclaimed the speaker. "You, sir-would you permit your wife to be slandered and not protest?!"
"Oh," apologized the little fellow, resuming his seat, "I thought you said' slaughtered.' "