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Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a' professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult. 1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator? * * * * Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door. * 2)How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator? * * * * Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. * 3)The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend? * * * * Answer:The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator. * 4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it? * * * * Answer:You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.

What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?
Proofread.

What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory? Proofread.

Did you hear about the smart blonde?

Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever!

Did you hear about the smart blonde? You won't either.