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There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage. ” The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said “Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes. ” The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, “The only thing I can smell is molasses. ”

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really dosen't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I' ve farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't
smell and are silent.
The doctor says," I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, I don't know what medicine you gave me, but my farts... although sill silent..... stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

A blind carpenter walks into a lumber mill and shouts out, "I am a blind carpenter and I need a job."
The foreman walks over to the blind carpenter and says, "If you're blind, how can you work in a lumber yard?"
The blind carpenter says, "I can tell any piece of lumber by it's smell."
The foreman says "O. K. I'll give you a test and if you pass the test, you've got a job."
The foreman takes the carpenter over to a table and says, "I will put some lumber on a table in front of you and you tell me what it is."
The foreman then puts a piece of lumber on the table and says, "Ready!"
The carpenter bends over and takes a deep sniff moving his head from one side to the other. He says "That's a number two pine, two by four, eight foot long."
The foreman says, "Duh! That's right, but pine is easy to tell by the smell and I think you guessed the rest. Here's another piece of lumber for more...

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage. The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes." The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the airwith her deodorizer. Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator. He began to sniff. The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?""Why, yes, I do," he replied."What does it smell like?""Hmmm, I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shitin a pine tree."

A guy gets on an elevator with a deadly looking blonde and after going up a few floors he turns to her and says "Exuse me miss but can i smell your cunt?" She looks at the guy horrified and says "Of course not!!", so he says "Sorry it must be your feet then!"

Question: Why does Tigger smell?
Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!