Smokin Jokes

Have you ever noticed that most of the women whose profiles stress their need for honesty in a relationship are the same women who post pictures of what they used to look like...years ago...dress sizes ago...hair colors ago...before they had the surgery. I had a date last week with a girl that looked like Cameron Diaz in her profile photos...in person she looked like a 500 pound version of Alice Cooper with boobs. She looked smokin hot on the net...then she asked me what I thought when I met her in person. I said, " when did you stop smokin'."