Snake Jokes / Recent Jokes
What's the difference between a lawyer and a snake?
When you run over a snake, you don't back up to make sure it's dead.
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.
What did the snake say to the cornered rat? Hiss is the end of the line for you!
What do you call a snake that informs the police? A grass snake!
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra!