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Bill Gates to his broker:
"You bought a $150 million of WHAT?!?!? I said SNAPPLE!!!!"

...The Snapple Company, after a lawsuit challenging the ingredient content of its popular drink, is changing its advertising slogan to "Snapple: Made From The Best Crap On Earth."

If Snapple comes from the best stuff on earth, then our planet really sucks.

Bill Gates to his broker:
"You bought a $150 million of WHAT?!?!? I said SNAPPLE!!!"