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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised? Scroll down for the answer.??? Come on now, this should be easy for a person of your mental powers!??? The product being advertised is...??? SEVEN UP!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs were roaming in the forest when they came across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decided to take a bath.
So she told the Dwarfs to turn around while she was preparing to take the bath.
The dwarfs protested vehemently. So she relented and said that when she got into the water and they heard the splash, they could turn around.
Snow White undressed and as she was about to jump into water, she was startled by a frog who jumped into water before she could.
The moment the Dwarfs heard the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turned around and saw Snow White standing STARK NAKED.
Now if this incident is a preview to an ad, what product is being advertised?
Page down for answer NOW.
One more guess??? What is it???
SEVEN UP!

Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took many pictures of the Dwarves and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch, she took the film to be developed. After a week or so, she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor. Snow White was so disappointed that she started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said kindly, "Don't worry, someday your prints will come."

What does a blonde do with her snow after she shovels it?
She burns it.

It was the night of the worst blizzard of the year. The streets were filled with drifting snow, and the winds were howling fiercely. A man, covered with snow and frost, enters a bakery. He says to the baker, "I'll have one roll."
The baker wraps the one roll and asks if there's anything else he can get him.
"No, that's it," says the man, "just one roll."
The baker says, "You came out on the worst night of the year to buy just one roll?"
The man says, "Yes, for just one roll."
The baker asks, "Are you married?"
The man says, "Of course. Do you think my mother would send me out on a night like this?"

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Die" written in urine across the snow.
Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff's HQ, and yells "Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow on the front lawn! And they wrote it in urine! The guy had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!"
The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Bill hollers "Well, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"
The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits. Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says "Well Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some REALLY bad news. Which do you want first?"
Clinton says "Give me the bad news first."
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Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Die" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty pissed off. He storms into his security staff's HQ, and yells "Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!" The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor.
Bill hollers "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!" The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits. Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says "Well Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?" Clinton says "Oh Hell, give me the bad news first."
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