Somu Jokes

Rahul: I Am Thinking Of Going To America. How Much Will It Cost? Somu: Not Even Single Penny. Rahul: How Come? Somu: Because
For Thinking We Don't Need Money.

Ramu: my credit card has been robbed.>br< somu: come, we must rush to the police....>br< ramu: oh! no there is no need >br< somu: why........? >br< ramu: the thief spends much lesser than my wife does. .....