Sooner Jokes / Recent Jokes
There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, "Where do you work?"
The man said, "Here and there."
The judge asked the man, "What do you do for a living?"
The man said, "This and that."
The judge then said, "Take him away."
The man said, "Wait, judge when will I get out?"
The judge said to the man, "Sooner or later."
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
The sooner you get behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
The captain looked at his ageing batsman.' You know,' he said,' it's a pity you didn't take up the game sooner.'
'You mean I'd be better now?'
'No. You'd have given it up long ago!'
Janecrilza was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life. But in the reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.
Janecrilza left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins"
She decided to jump off the bridge right away.
But, incredibly Janecrilza didn't die!
She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face:
GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! ONE AT A TIME