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    Three college football coaches

    Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds.
    God wanted to know three things: "Who are you? What did you do? What did people think of you?"
    The first coach said, "I'm Joe Paterno. I coached Penn State from 1966 to 2000. I won 300 games, 19 bowl victories, 2 national championships, and won Coach of the Year 4 times. The people of Pennsylvania think I'm great."
    God said, "Fine, Joe, stand at my right side."
    The next person said, "I'm Bobby Bowden. I coached Florida State University from 1980 to 2000. I had a. 816 win percentage, played in 14 bowl games without a loss and won a national championship after beating Nebraska. The people of Florida think I'm great."
    God said, "Fine, Bobby, stand at my left side."
    The third coach stood more...

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    Three college football coaches were

    Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things: "Who are you? What did you do? What did people think of you?" The first coach said, "I'm Joe Paterno. I coached Penn State from 1966 to 2000. I won 300 games, 19 bowl victories, 2 national championships, and won Coach of the Year 4 times. The people of Pennsylvania think I'm great." God said, "Fine, Joe, stand at my right side." The next person said, "I'm Bobby Bowden. I coached Florida State University from 1980 to 2000. I had a. 816 win percentage, played in 14 bowl games without a loss and won a national championship after beating Nebraska. The people of Florida think I'm great." God said, "Fine, Bobby, stan d at my left side." The third coach stood before God and said, "I'm more...

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    Three college football

    Three college football coaches were
    flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three
    died.
    They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God
    motioned
    for one of them to come into the clouds.
    God
    wanted to know three things: "Who are you? What did you do? What
    did
    people think of you?"
    The first coach said, "I'm Joe Paterno. I
    coached Penn State from
    1966 to 2000. I won 300 games, 19 bowl
    victories, 2 national
    championships, and won Coach of the Year 4 times.
    The people of Pennsylvania think
    I'm great."
    God said,
    "Fine, Joe, stand at my right side."
    The next person said, "I'm
    Bobby Bowden. I coached Florida State
    University from 1980 to 2000.
    I had a. 816 win percentage, played in 14
    bowl games without a loss
    and won a national championship after beating
    Nebraska. The people
    of Florida think more...

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