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Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.

The distressed-looking man had downed several drinks in rapid succession before the bartender asked him, "You trying to drown your sorrows, buddy?"

"You could say that," the guy replied.

"It usually doesn't work, you know."

"No shit," the man moaned. "I can't get my wife anywhere near the water!"