Spaceship Jokes

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters' 'U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked' 'Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?'' The alien answered,' 'No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''

Americans and Russians were competing who would go to the moon and build more on it. The minister comes to the American president: Mister President, the Russians have already launched their spaceship!
President: Yes, yes, let them! A few days later: Mister President, the Russians have already landed on the moon!
President: Yes, yes, calm down! In a week: Mister President, it's the Russians, the started painting the moon red!
President: That's fine, just fine! In a month: Mister President, the Russians have painted half the moon red, we'd better do something too!!
President: No, no, don't worry! In two months: Mister President, the Russians have finished painting the moon, the whole moon is red now!!
President: That's great, now send our spaceship up there to write Coca-Cola on it!

one day two blondes wanted to go to be d first ones to reach d sun.they were goin to rent a spaceship, when they go to d place d person who was goin to let them rent a spaceship asked where are u goin.the two blondes said they were goin to d sun.and man said u want make it cause it will be to hot.d blondes said do u think we are stupid we are going at night.

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U. F. O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U. F. O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object? The alien answered, No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!

Miyuki Hatoyama says she rode in a spaceship to Venus. Sadly, she has no proof of her visit. Incredible--a Japanese tourist visits Venus and takes no pictures.