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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. She gets mad if I interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.

Man bought a bird, but after a week it hadn't spoken. So he went back to the pet shop. "Try getting him a mir­ror," the owner suggested. "They love to look at themselves. That will get him talking." The man bought the mirror, but the bird still refused to speak. A week later, the man went back to the pet store. "Okay, try this bell," the owner advised. "The music will bring out the talker in him." A week later, the man returned. "He finally said some­thing!" he told the store owner. "He looked in his mirror, rang his bell, said a few words, then dropped dead off his perch." "Oh, no!" the owner yelled. "What did he say?" "He said,' Doesn't that pet shop have any birdseed?'"

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

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