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A stunningly stacked blonde walked into a dress shop, and asked the manager, "I wonder if I might try on that blue dress in the window?"
"Go right ahead," he said. "It might help business."

The wondrously stacked blonde appeared at her door in a strapless evening gown that defied gravity. "Terrific!" said her admiring escort. "I don't see what holds that dress up!"
"Play your cards right and you will," she murmured.

My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time.
He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small.He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space. The next day Ray put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the patio level.He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning.
Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked, "Ray, are you going to put your patio away every night?"