Stateing Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tries the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, etc. and none worked. He was reading the paper one day when he noticed a small ad which read: Lose weight $1. 00 a pound. And it simply listed a telephone number.

Having little to lose the man called the number. A voice on the other end asked,' How much weight do you want to lose?', to which the man responded,' Ten pounds.'. The voice replied,' Very well, put you check in the mail and we'll have a representative over to your house in the morning.'.

About 9: 00 am the next morning the man gets a knock on the door. Here stands a beautiful redheaded woman, completely naked except for a sign around her neck stateing,' If you catch me you can screw me'. Well the overweight fellow chased her upstairs, downstairs, over sofas, through the kitchen, all around the house. Finally he did catch her and when he was through more...