Statistically Jokes

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.Remember, "Guns don`t kill people, doctors do."FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.Please alert your friends to this alarming threat immediatly. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!Note: Out of concern for the public at large, the statistics on lawyers have been withheld for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.