Strict Jokes

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk.

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman 2 Russian men and 1 Russian woman One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. ..
The 1st Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois". ..
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman, and she is waiting more...

A rather strict English teacher also had the responsibility of teaching "homemaking," as home economics used to be called. The teacher noticed a student carefully applying lipstick and powder, rather than doing her home ec lesson.
"Jenny," said the teacher, "you pay more attention to your makeup than you do to your homemaking lessons."
"Well, said Jenny, "before I can home make, I have to catch someone with whom."