Strike Jokes / Recent Jokes
There is a lot of talk about the United Nations creating a combined strike force with troops from several nations included in it.
Could it work? Let's take a look at one operation.
A combined force beach landing on a tropical island. When the troops hit the beach.
The Royal Marines go fishing.
The US Marines wait for CNN to arrive.
The French don't care whose beach it is; it's French territory now!
The Canadians watch the Americans very closely, then offer to guard their landing strip.
The Dutch have a beach party and smoke some dope saying the English don't understand them.
The Italians go sunbathing.
The Germans land and build a car factory.
The West Indians go looking for the Dutch.
The Austrians just watch the Russians and Germans.
The Chinese win the natives hearts and minds then kill them.
The SEALs arrive after dark and kill anyone who is not a SEAL.
The Aussies and Kiwis land then start fighting each other over a more...
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the "overs". When your team is about 10 marks down in the 8th or 9th frame, you can invoke the rule "First Team Through Bowling Wins the Game", and your team still has a chance. After a member of the opposing team bowls 4 strikes in a row, he/she must bowl the next 4 frames blindfolded. If he/she continues to strike, his/her shoelaces will be tied together for 2 frames. When you leave the 10-pin and you know you can't make the spare, but another member of your team can, invoke the "Designated Bowler" rule. After you have 4 splits in one game, you may say "Kings X" and take those 4 frames over. However, if you split on the 2nd time around, you accept it. After all, "Fair is Fair". If your ball goes in the gutter and jumps back onto the more...
The first time I saw Cindy Sheehan on TV, I was like, "Why is Gary Shandling so angry about the war?" When I found out the person I was looking at was Cindy Sheehan and that she was protesting the war because her son was a soldier who died in Iraq, I felt my heart brimming over with sympathy. "My God," I thought, "This poor woman is going to spend the rest of her life looking like the third Doctor Who (Actor Tom Baker)."
Cindy's son didn't get drafted, he volunteered. She should have gotten out her megaphone when he first told her he was joining the army. Then she should have followed him around all day yelling, "If you join the army you might die!" Although I doubt that even that would have worked. If my mom was Cindy Sheehan, I would volunteer to deactivate roadside bombs with my face.
Now Cindy is participating in a hunger strike with famous actors like Sean Penn and Danny Glover, because apparently they believe President Bush's fear more...
What can strike a blonde without them even knowing it?
A thought
Q.How Do You Get Out Of A room with no doors no windows and no exits all you have is a baseball and a baseball bat what do you do?
A. strike 1 strike 2 strike 3 your out!
One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base.
The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said "Dammit!
I missed!"
"Don't you say that mister or God will strike you with a bolt of lightning," the nun said.
Again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said "Dammit!
I missed!"
"If you say that one more time mister, God will strike you with a bolt of lightning," the nun said.
Once again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said "Dammit! I missed!"
A bolt of lightning strikes the nun and God says "Dammit! I missed!"
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.