Subedar Jokes

Subedar Lehna Singh and Subedar Imamdin were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army. They were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together. The partition separated them as Subedar Imamdin was absorbed in the Pakistan Army.
To keep his friend's memory alive Subedar Lehna Singh always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately!
When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained:' This glass is Imamdin's; this one is mine. So I take a sip from each - one on behalf of Imamdin, the other for myself.'
Suddenly one evening Subedar Lehna Singh was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what had happened. He replied,' You see, I have given up drinking but Imamdin has not. So I have put away my glass and drink only on behalf of my friend.'

How could the prisoner have gotten away?' snarled the army Major at the responsible Subedar.' I told you to put men on all the entrances!'
'So I did, sir,' said Subedar Natha Singh.' I think he got out by one of the exits.'