Sukhwant Jokes

Just married! Sukhwant had bad news for her husband when he returned home from his day's work.' I feel so sorry,' Sukhwant said with a sob,' I was pressing your best suit and burnt a hole in the seat of the trousers.'
'Don't worry, darling,' said the husband amorously,' I have another pair of trousers to match that suit.'
'Yes, I know,' Sukhwant replied.' You're lucky that you have. Thanks to that, I was able to patch up the hole!'