Supernatural Jokes

A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've more...

There was this case in the hospital`s Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 A. M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
A worldwide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 A. M., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.
Just when the clock struck 11 Santa, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 A.M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
A worldwide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 A.M., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.
Just when the clock struck 11 Santa, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.

There was this case in the hospital`s Intensive Care
ward where patients always died in the same bed and
on Sunday morning at 11 a. m.,
regardless of their Medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that
it had something to do with the supernatural.
So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to
investigate the cause of the incidents.
So on the next Sunday morning few minutes Before
11 a. m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait
outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden Crosses, prayer books and
other holy objects to ward off the evil.
Just when the clock struck 11...
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper,
entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

A professor at the University of Greece in Kalamata is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "
How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their Tsigara(cigarettes). "
Well that's a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their Tsigara(cigarettes). "
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
15 students raise their Tsigara(cigarettes). "
That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their Tsigara(cigarettes). "
That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "
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