Superstitious Jokes

Two Thieves Are Robbing A Bank. It Is A Very High Building And They Are On The 13th Floor. They Hear The Police. One Thief Says
To The Other,'Lets Jump Off The Side Of The Building.' Second Thief,' Are U Mad. We Are On The 13th Floor!' First Thief:'This
Is No Time To Be Superstitious!!'

A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed.
"Say, how old are you anyway?"
the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing.
"Thirteen," she replied with a shy smile.
"Thirteen ??? My God, girl !!! You get those clothes back on at once at get the hell outta here! Are you crazy ?"
he thundered.
Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh ?"

Scrooge: Are you superstitious? ’

‘Not at all, ’ came the reply.

‘Good, ’ Scrooge said. ‘Then will you lend me $13 please? ’

There Were Two People Were Robbing An Apartment.
The First One Said, “I Hear The Owner Coming! Quick, Jump Out The Window! ”
The Second One Said, “Are You Crazy? We’re On The Thirteenth Floor! ”
The First One Said, “This Is Not The Time To Be Superstitious! ”