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Anyone see the previews for Speed 3? It appears that the much anticipated final installment in the trilogy takes a really odd turn involving seemingly zero's of motorized vehicles. From what I can gather from the trailer, Keanu and Sandra Bullock take the boat from Speed 2: Cruise Control to a lakehouse, and action surely ensues. While I'm still foggy on the plot details, surely this duo can do no wrong...
...except for the aforementioned Speed 2: Cruise Control.

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization ", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it`s a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal? "
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
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