Surrealists Jokes

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Two. One to change it and one to throw a bucket of water out the window.
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