Svelte Jokes

A svelte redhead was driving her Jag cross-country last summer. The trip was a hot and dusty one and when she spotted a small pool in a little glade not far off the road, she decided to stop for a swim. She slipped out of her clothes and plunged in, and had been enjoying the cool water a few minutes when she became aware of two farmers watching her from behind some bushes. Her clothes were at the other side of the pool, but there was an old washtub stuck in the sand near her, and holding that in front of her, she marched out of the water towards them.
"Don't you two old fools have anything better to do?" she snapped. "Do you know what I think?!"
"Yes, ma'm," drawled the taller of the two men, "you think that there washtub has a bottom in it."