Swe Jokes

>> >>> There was a software engineer, who used to develop programs on
>> his
>> >> Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He
>> >>used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday
>> market.
>> >>> One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table
>> and
>> >> fell in the river. Encouraged by his childhood story of the
>> >>lumberjack and axe, he started praying for the river Goddess. River
>> >>Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of
>> >>rigorous prayers.
>> >>> The engineer told her that he lost his computer in the river. As
>> >>usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.
>> >>> She picked up a match box and asked "Is this your computer? ".
>> >>Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, "No"
>> replied
>> >>the SWE. Then she picked up a pocket sized calculator and asked if
>> >>that more...