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    WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK
    BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER

    How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson

    Aig - What a hen lays

    Aints - He's got aints in his paints

    Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

    Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

    Bag - He bagged her to marry him

    Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

    Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

    Bub - the light bub burned out

    Cheer - What you set in

    Crick - A small stream

    Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any' coon

    Chiny - country over in Asia

    Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

    Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

    Cyow - Animal on Farm

    Deppity - He helps out the shurf

    Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

    Dainz - Satidy night social

    Ellum - A graceful tree

    Fanger - What you put your rang more...

    Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help...

    Hah Tu Spek Suthun:

    BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
    Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

    JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
    Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

    MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
    Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts."

    ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
    Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

    FAR - noun. A conflagration.
    Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

    BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
    Usage: "If you don't stop reading these more...

    BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
    Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
    JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
    Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
    MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
    Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."
    IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
    Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
    RANCH - noun. A tool.
    Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
    ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
    Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
    FAR - noun. A conflagration.
    Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
    Y'ALL -- noun. A more...

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