Tarquin Jokes / Recent Jokes

Justin and Tarquin were having a wonderful time at the fairground, trying all the attractions, until they arrived at the carousel.
Tarquin said, "Let's go on this one, Justin."
"I'm tired right now," said Justin, "you go ahead and I'll see you later."
So Tarquin goes on the carousel, but after a few minutes, the the carousel collapses in a heap.
"Tarquin, Tarquin, are you all right?" calls Justin.
"All right? Of course I'm not all right; seven times I went past you, and you didn't wave once!"