Theodore Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

"Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One moment, please." Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild." "No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's TheaterGuild." "I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild." "Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*. T-H-E-A-T-E-R!""That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."

Knock Knock.
Who? s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked-knocked! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Information. Can I help you?"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please."One moment, please. Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.""No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's TheaterGuild.""I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.""Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*. T-H-E-A-T-E-R!""That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."