Thermus Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a blonde who met up with her friend in the grocery store. She asked her friend what she was buying and her friend replied, its a thermus. Whats a thermus the blonde asked. Well, her friend answered it keeps hot hings hot and cold things cold.
The blonde went home with her thermus she bought and innvited her friend to come over. I love my thermus the blonde told her friend. Im using it right now. Really, answered her friend, whats in it?
Right now I have a cup of hot chocolate and two popicles!