Thirsty Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q) What kind of music do monkeys like?
A) Swing!
Q) How long can a camel go without water?
A) Until it gets thirsty!
Q) Why did the leopard go to a cleaner?
A) To get its spots removed!
Q) What do moose do on New Year's Eve?
A) They blow their horns.
Q) When do squirrels chase people?
A) When they think they're nuts!
15 Fun Things to do in Public Areas
(I actually did all of these)
1. Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what kind of conversation you can start.
(I met lots of new people this way)
2. Ask someone what another person's name is nearby. Go up to that person and say "Hey, *person's name*. How are you? You forgot my name, again, didn't you!?" (People normally look at me very confused with this one.)
3. Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help. (If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE! DON'T HELP ME THEN!")
4. Bump into someone and pretend it causes you to fall down. See if they apologize. (This is hard to do, because they normally try to avoid me when I try to bump them.)
5. Walk behind someone until he/she turns around. Then say, "What?" (You should look very confused, so it makes them be confused also.)
6. Run around and jump on things and make noises pretending to be a more...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "Im thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "Im THIRSTY... Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again Ill have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
A Canadian walks into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don`t serve Canadians in this bar."
"But I`m really thirsty," the Canadian replied. "I`ll do anything for a beer!"
"Okay," says the bartender,"if you can do three things, I`ll get you a beer."
"First," says the bartender,"do you see that big guy standing by the door? 6`5", 275 pound ex-NFL linebacker who got thrown out of the league for being too mean and nasty? You gotta knock him out cold and drag him out of the bar. That`s number one."
"Number two. Back in the kitchen we got this Doberman Pinscher. He`s mean, he`s nasty, he`s vicious, he`s hungry, and he`s got a bad tooth. You gotta remove his bad tooth. That`s number two."
"Number three. Upstairs we got a 70-year-old, 300 pound hooker. You gotta screw her until she climaxes three times. That`s number more...