Toe Jokes / Recent Jokes

A middle-aged woman enters her family doctor's office in a frantic state. She says, "Doctor, I think I'm turning into a horse!"

The doctor, taken aback, replies, "I'm sure you may have SOME problem, but I assure you no human has ever turned into a horse."

The woman became more insistent and said, "Doctor, look at my teeth. They're getting bigger and more yellow!"

The doctor calmly replied, "Yes, I see. Your teeth appear a bit larger and more yellow than your last visit, but I don't think you're turning into a horse."

Getting more frustrated, the woman said, "Well, I think I'm getting a mane! Look at all this hair on the back of my neck. It's grown 5 inches in ONE WEEK!"

Becoming more concerned, the doctor said, "You're NOT turning into a horse. We'll just shave your neck occasionally."

At this point the woman became considerably frustrated, speaking faster and more...