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This letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject:
Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button' start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is' Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked' run' he ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any' re-scooter' is available in system? I find only' re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is' Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt' Microsoft word' now he wants to learn' Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide more...