Trainers Jokes

Two friends were on safari, in West Africa noticed a pack of lions, roaming around an open field. They crouched behind a bush and were observing the fun.
Suddenly a lioness started sniffing around and started to come towards the bush they were hiding behind.
One of the friends quickly took off his safari boots and started to pull on his trainers.
The other said "Don`t be silly you cannot outrun a lioness.
The friend with his trainers on said "As long as I can outrun you I am OK.

George represented his country in wrestling at the Olympics and did really well…made his way right to the gold medal round. To win the gold, all he had to do was fight a large Russian guy (a real bear at 300lbs of muscle). The fight was fierce. The Russian had George tied in knots. It was so painful that most people, including George’s trainers couldn’t even watch.
All of a sudden George’s trainers heard the crowd yelling GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE. When they turned around there was the Russion knocked out on the mat, and George was running towards them with a gold medal around his neck. The trainers yelled, GEORGE WHAT HAPPENED, HE HAD YOU.
Didn’t he though smirked George with a grin. I though he had me to cos’ I was all tied up in knots. But then out of the corner of my eye I spotted a big set of n*ts (ie. testicals). I was able to jerk up and give them a big chomp.
GEEZE, said George, IT’S FUNNY THE STRENGTH YOU GET WHEN YOU CHEW YOUR OWN N*TS