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There were two vampires in Transylvania talking about how bored they were with the local cuisine. Another vampire told them they should take a trip to Italy. He told them that the food was fabulous and if you catch the people right after they've eaten, you can actually taste the wonderful Italian food in their blood.

The vampires head off to Italy and hide under a bridge, right down the road from an Italian restaurant. Pretty soon they hear a couple walking across the bridge. They swoop up, attack them, drain all their blood and toss the bodies over the bridge into the river. They couldn't believe how wonderful it was... they'd never tasted such delicacy. They decided to hide under the bridge and wait for more.

Soon enough, another couple came out of the restaurant and crossed the bridge. The vampires swooped up, drained all their blood and dumped the bodies into the river below. Not quite sated, they decided to wait for one more couple... dessert you more...

Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q: What does a baby bat say before going to bed?
A: Turn on the dark. I'm afraid of the light!
Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels.
Q: What's the part of a restaurant where vampires don't suck blood?
A: The non-Suckers section.
Q: Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula?
A: He's a pain in the neck.
Q: What does Dracula say when introduced to someone?
A: "Hello, pleased to eat you!"
Q: What is Dracula's position in baseball?
A: Batboy
Q: What is the largest building in Transylvania?
A: The Vampire State Building.
Q: Why did Dracula go to jail?
A: Because he robbed the blood bank.
Q: What's a vampire's favorite feast?
A: Fangsgiving Day more...