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Military tribunals
Since the Bush administration hasn't yet figured out the details of its proposed "military tribunals", I thought I'd offer a suggestion.
Basically, we have three constraints to meet: The trials must not be hampered by the US constitution: they are to be secret, with the ability to withhold evidence from the accused, use hearsay and circumstantial evidence, and impose the death penalty with a majority vote.
They need to be supervised by an institution with extensive experience in managing key elements of United States infrastructure.
Since we're in a recession now, they need to be cheap. I say we take a page from U. S. manufacturers and outsource them to China. from

Since the Bush administration hasn't yet figured out the details of its proposed "military tribunals", I thought I'd offer a suggestion.
Basically, we have three constraints to meet:
The trials must not be hampered by the US constitution: they are to be secret, with the ability to withhold evidence from the accused, use hearsay and circumstantial evidence, and impose the death penalty with a majority vote.
They need to be supervised by an institution with extensive experience in managing key elements of United States infrastructure.
Since we're in a recession now, they need to be cheap.
I say we take a page from U.S. manufacturers and outsource them to China.
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