Trixie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Trixie.
Trixie who?
Trixie couldn't do because he was a bad magician!

True story...
I have a blonde friend who spent the night with me. We were playing with my dog Trixie, who was performing trick after trick after trick. I said "See why we named her Trixie?"
My blonde friend said, "So why did you name her Trixie?"