Tryed Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost!

Here I sit broken hearted tryed to shit but only farted then one day I took the chance tryed to fart but shit my pants

There was a guy and he was at a bar all night trying to get a lady.
He tryed and tryed all night, he couldn't get one.
He went home and his brother told him to put a potato down his pants.
On his way to the bar that night he put the potato down his pants.
He was at the bar all night.
He couldn't get a lady.
He went to home and told his brother that he still didn't get a lady.
His brother said that he should put the potato down the front of his pants next time.