Tugging Jokes

Her precocious six-year-old daughter came tugging at the mother's skirt, asking, "Mommy, can I have a baby?"
"Of course not, dear," the mother replied, without missing a stroke in her ironing.
"Are you sure?" the little girl persisted.
"Certainly," said the mother.
As she ran to rejoin her playmates in the yard, the child called out, "OK, fellas, same game!"