Tutu Jokes

A T-rex named Farrell asked his mother if he could dress up in a tutu. His mother replied, "No! Boys don't wear tutus and dance on their tipie-toes!" Farrell yelled, "But mom!", and told his father.
His father said, "Son, I'm a balerina and I dance in a tutu." Then the mother fainted and fell on the floor.
So, father and son danced around their unconscious mother in tutus. They had so much fun and later had cookies and tea as a treat - and they used their mother as a table.