Tvs Jokes

Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?" "Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

You Might Be A Bad Customer If:

You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.

You walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don't decide for another 30 minutes.

You yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are.

You return the coffee because it's too hot.

You order water with extra lemon (as if it was supposed to come with lemon).

You ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one.

You get annoyed if a hardware store, etc., does not have the most obscure component in stock, despite the fact that they haven't sold one in over 20 years.

If you buy 10 cent candy to break a 20

You think the Pre-pay sign on the gas pump is for everyone but you.

You buy an expensive dress and return it after the party.

You can't read the signs or coupons correctly, insisting you're right and all the more...