Twenty-fifth Jokes

Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, Ive been married twenty-five times!

A guy says, "For our Twentieth Anniversary, I'm taking my wife to Australia."

His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What are you going to do for your Twenty-fifth Anniversary?"

The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."

Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!