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One of many great lines from the movie:' As Good As It Gets'

Scene: Reception area of a major publishing house. Jack Nicholson is best selling romance novel author Melvin Udall, a rather cranky and quirky old guy who really doesn't like people at all. The cute young blond receptionist sees that she has a chance at last to gush over her favorite author and after a ritual bag of compliments asks:

Receptionist: How *do* you write women so well?

Melvin Udall: Quite simply: I think of men, and I take away reason and accountability.