Unions Jokes

Mexico City lawmakers have approved gay civil unions and the mayor is expected to sign the measure, the Associated Press just reported.
This is good news for long time life partners Speedy Gonzales and Slowpoke Rodriguez, who for years could not even share the same health plan.

California abortion advocates have persuaded labor unions to oppose a ballot proposal requiring abortion practitioners to alert parents of minors seeking abortions.
This makes no sense. I thought unions were supposed to be pro-labor! How can they be pro-abortion and pro-labor?