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Two blondes were observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde #1 said, "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
Blonde #2 replied, "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"
In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8'x10' cell.
At work, I spend most of my time in a 6'x8' cubicle.
In prison they get three meals a day.
At work I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for that one.
In prision they can work out, read books, and play vollyball in the yard much of
the day, for free, then relax in their cell.
At work, I don't have any time on my break to go to the library or gym.
In prison they get time off for good behavior.
At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
At work I must wear an ID badge at all times.
In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn onto the
clothes.
At work there is a dress standard, but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors
myself.
In prison a guard would lock and unlock all the more...
Two blondes were observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde #1 said, "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Blonde #2 replied, "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"
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