Vanaspati Jokes

An Indian abroad ran out of foreign exchange and went looking for the cheapest eating place in town. He located an Indian restaurant and went in. He found three sections:' European, Chinese, Indian'. He went into the Indian. It was divided into two:' Vegetarian and Non-vegetarian.' He went into the vegetarian, which was further subdivided into pure' Ghee and Vanaspati.' He went to the vanaspati section and found yet another division:' Cash and Credit.' Cheered at the prospect of not having to pay in foreign exchange he opted for the credit section. When he got to it he found the sign:' Exit: get out.'