Vandalized Jokes / Recent Jokes

The blonde made a call to 911 to report her car had been vandalized. Hysterically, she explained to the dispatcher that they had stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel and even the brake and gas pedals. The 911 dispatcher told her to stay calm and they would have an officer there within minutes.
Before the police had a chance to arrive the 911 dispatcher received a second call from the blonde.
Giggling, she told him, "Never mind, I was in the back seat!"