Vegan Jokes

I bought my sister "Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul." She's not a vegan, but she loves irony..

There are a lot of metaphors we use in daily life, but they might not be appropriate for every situation in our life.
I was in a restaurant catering to vegans and vegetarians, when my girlfriend and I were discussing how they made they were able to make a vegan cheesecake using nuts instead of tofu.
I said in a perfectly confident and audible voice: "Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat!"
Took me a while to realize what everyone was giving me dirty looks for.