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I received this from a friend of mine...she being a little perturbed about men at the moment. Being a sensitive guy myself, I can laugh at the following. So, please note... I am a MAN, posting this. I found it quite funny.
And, incidentally, I stopped and asked for directions last night... wow... what a way to impress a girl!
Familiarize yourself with the layout of your house. If you don't know where the kitchen is stop and ask for directions.
While we are on the subject, when you are lost OUTSIDE the home, stop and ask for directions then, too.
Try not to confuse the woman of your life with your mother, your ex-girlfriend, or Charles Barkley.
Provide high level of services. This includes, but not limited to, dealing with all dead things from steak and garbage to vermin.
Living vermin are your department too.
Buy gifts that suggest that you have at least some rudimentary knowledge of the recipient's identity.
If you value your life, never, ever make the more...